And my mom's gonna kill me because I'm using deodorant with aluminuminnit
and there has to be a way of figuring this out
Hello this is the _________ this is ________ speaking.
Underline blank spacey things are pronounced like this:
“KKAHHHCHAAAHKAHAHHACHAHAAA”
and that is pronounced like static
Don't predictive text me, asshole, like you can ever guess what I'm gonna write next
I'm a renegade
Renegade
I'm a KKKAHHHHCHAAAKHHAKAHCHHAAAA
in the beginning was the word was the word was the word was the word
and the word was with God God God God God God GodGodGodGodGodGod
and the word was _________________
and we're shaking as we're doing this
and the word was God
in the beigning was the word wasnd thword was god
In the beginning was the Word
the Word
the bird is the word
the word is the bird and the word was god and god made the birds with the wordy birdy bird bird
He was in the beginning with God
All things were made with him and without him nothing was made nothing was made nothing was made nothing mawasamdwhatodntongit was made
and my mom is gonna KILL me
I'm using DEODORANT
and it has ALUMINUMinnit
I'm shaking
Oh my Word I'm shaking
Oh my God I'm shaking
(What an obvious connection)
(Did you notice how I said “oh my word” then I said “oh my God”)
(I did that to highlight the Bible passages I just quoted, because they talk about god and words and like how they're the same and stuff)
paragraph BREAK
nothing was made
nothing was made
that has been made
not even lemonade was made
and that's a promise but I'm scared of that promise
and I'm trembling in my boots
in him was lfie and the lfie was tehlight of men.
Because that's something that makes sense. Get it?
Nothing was made til the light of men was lifed.
Til was the men of nothing light was lifed made.
the ligh of men.
KAHHAHCHCAAHHKKK
and if you life fish and grits and all that pimp shit
everybody let me hear you say Oh yay-er
KKKAHAHAHHKKKKAHCAAA
Where my ladies at?
What
Where my ladies at?
What
Throw yo hands up
Throw yo hands up
Throw yo hands up
KAKKKKKKK
Common Misconceptions About Things Which Don't Matter
Lightbulbs – come on down!
Thinking things about stuff
Dishwasher Detergent – Try a free sample, today!
Very large rodents and their mannerisms
The Female Sex: Where Do They Keep It?
Just how angry are you?
Airborne diseases
_____________________________________
CHHHHH
The light shines in the darkness
and the darkness has not overcome it overcome it overcome it overcome it overcome it overcome it overcome it overcome it overcome it overcome it overcome it
but when it does
we be all like _______________________
Damn predictive text predicting my shit. It can predict the word “predict” now. My words are making themselves. I'm just the great typer and you can go make yourself and stuff and I'll just sit back and push things
KKAAHHHCHAHAKAHHAHAHCHAKAHAAAA
but if the darkness over comes it...we'll be here.
we're walking pooping artifacts that this is as real as it gets
...arti-cats
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