Feel free to let me know in the comment thread if you've ever said any of these before.
1. Hey there. What can I do for you?
2. Would you like a big one or a little one?
3. I thought you were working Tuesday.
4. I haven't had to do anything today that caused me pain.
5. Mocha for Erica. Erica. Mocha.
6. Do you live around here?
7. I would try Salvation Army.
8. When I come back you better be ready to put in your order, otherwise you'll keeping doing badly in your job interview.
9. Oh, really?
10. I don't think anyone has noticed.
11. They'd be all like, hooray, we've finally penetrated the Muslim community.
12. Does that taste okay?
13. Oh, ok.
14. No, she was just a crazy person. A lune.
15. Hellooooo Kevin!
16. Whenever I lose my voice, I try to talk as much as possible.
17. It makes talking an adventure.
18. I was going to make a pie for his party anyway, so that could work out rather perfectly.
19. So uh give me a call and we can figure out a time.
20. Yesssssss.
21. Refill?
22. Your total will be $6.68 Jason Bennett.
23. And if you could just sign this copy for me.
24. How much are you gonna expand?
25. Do you have time to wait - I have to brew another pot.
26. But I know if I say like "hey it's too cold in here, turn down the AC" they'll change it, and I'll be all like "hey hey it's too hot in here." So I usually just wear a sweatshirt.
27. Hey, hows it going?
28. That shouldn't be a problem um I just need to talk to the employee who is working tomorrow. How many people will you have? Ok, 6-8 people is great.
29. Whooosh
(NOTE: The last one was posted on a gmail conversation. The rest were spoken word.)
Monday, July 27, 2009
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5 comments:
2, 4, 12, 21, 24, and 29:
That's what s/he said.
I'm sorry. I tried to stop myself but I couldn't.
-your most mature friend
Turns out I'm a huge pervert.
But on the bright side, you did give me a great idea: why don't I write down everything I say, only keep the cute bits, compile it into a book, and title it "That's What She Said" with a really cute font and a picture of a Sun rising (specifically our sun) in a somewhat decayed urban area or something, and lonely 30-somethings would LAP THAT SHIT UP.
Certainly #20 is also what she said.
cool
i'm glad that you're making poem lists
it's interesting to compare with those of my man
i like sara and elizabeth's re-interpretation that totally changed it.
hmmm....you made me think today!
Honestly, I'm sort of glad that no one has done a "that's what she said" for number 11.
Glad you likey like Gretchy Gretch.
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